No baguettes at the fucking beach, fool!

Went to the beach today with Lars and Asgeir, saw heaps of skinny sand sluts gettign cancer. All i wnated was some scallops yo' because they are beach food. But no. Bar Beach has some fancy pants kiosk with fucking baguettes and shit. Sure, i got a chicken burger and it was delicious, but that is besides the point. Can we just have some scallop and chip action fools?